i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
Listening to the Super Hexagon soundtrack is great because I’ve never heard the songs all the way through before
freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.
Why is the cable on my headphones 2.5 metres long who the hell needs that kind of reach I mean I have to bundle the cable up so I don’t get tangled up
just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes
real hacker:So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker:But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker:I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker:What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker:Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker:I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in